My childhood just exploded.

Holy crap! I'm away from the blog for awhile, and look what happens! The world loses both the coolest poster ever and the King of Pop. Suddenly everyone starts talking about said coolest poster ever, how much more they loved Michael Jackson than they thought they did, and why oh why did Ed McMahon have to take half the world with him. I blame Bea Arthur!

Note to celebrities thinking about dying: give us some time, will ya?!

While we all recover, I'm reopening the polls for our Dale Bozzio Cat Karma Extravaganza. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, refer to this post. We're still counting our prior votes (including one for Cheeze that a friend passed along via Facebook), so go ahead, help us pick! I'm thinking Farrah has an unfair advantage. Boo!!